"Xa evukayo, idayinaso yayisekhona"

Ngaba ayisiyonto intle, ayikaze ithethwe ngcono, ukugqitywa, ukujikeleza, mfutshane kangangokuba isebenza njengesihloko kwisicatshulwa esingaye?

Umbhali weli bali lincinci ulibize njalo Idayinaso. "Xa evukayo, idayinaso yayisekhona." Ubufutshane be UAugusto Monterroso, awuthatha njengomthwalo, kuba angathanda ukubhala imisebenzi ebanzi, nangona kunjalo kugqityiwe ngabagxeki into ebalulekileyo yokuvela kunye nomgangatho. «Umsebenzi onzima kunye nokuhlwempuzeka ukwenza iincwadi ezinkulu; Yokwanda kumaphepha angamakhulu amahlanu umbono ontetho yawo ihambelana nemizuzu embalwa ”, njengoko uJorge Luis Borges angatsho (njengoko wayebhalele kwisandulela Iintsomi).

Umfanekiso we Jerryr 924 / UJerry Russell.

Inyani yokuba umlinganiswa wayelele kuphela yonyusa umfundi ngokuchanekileyo loo mvakalelo yokuphoswa yinto. Inyaniso: Yintoni ephazamisa ngakumbi? Ukuvela kwedayinaso, okanye kwenzeka ntoni kumlinganiswa ngelixa elele? Kuyamangalisa ukuba zingaphi iimbonakalo ezinokuvela (kwaye eziye zavela kwaye zaqhubeka nokuvela, kunjalo) malunga namagama asixhenxe kuphela. Kakhulu kangangokuba ayimangalisi into yokuba eli bali lisetyenziswa njengesiqalo sokuzivocavoca iklasi. Isebenza njengesizathu sokubuza abantwana imibuzo ethe ngqo enje nge "Yintoni iidinosaurs?" "Njengokuba kunjalo?" kodwa nakwabanye ezingangqalanga ngqo, kwaye ezihamba nemizamo yangaphakathi yokubhala: «Kwenzeke ntoni ngaphambili? Ke ngoku? Injani imeko? 'Ukukwazi ukukhetha umsebenzi kunye nokungabikho kweempendulo ezichanekileyo kungakhokelela ekucingeni nakwimpendulo ezininzi apho abafundi banokusebenzisa imibutho kunye nesigama esisekwe phakathi kwabo,' ucacisa uNjingalwazi Ingunn Hansejordet.

Ubunzima bebali buwela kwinto engathethwanga, ethi ikhuthaze ngokuthe gca ukuphindaphindwa kokutolikwa. Umfundi uyoyiswa kukumangaliswa, ukungacaci, kuhlala kudideka yingxelo emfutshane. Ukuziva ngathi kukho into esindileyo kuthi kusinyanzela ukuba sivule oomatshini bokutolika, ingcinga. «Ibali liya kuba nokusikwa okumangalisayo ukuba sithatha idayinaso njengento eyinyani, njengesihlanganisi sangaphambi kwembali, apho esi sidalwa sihlala khona, kunye nelizwe elinengqiqo elinengqiqo, apho kuhlala umntu. Olunye utoliko, besiya kujongana nemfihlakalo okanye ingxelo yamapolisa, ukuba idayinaso yayisisiteketiso sendoda ethile. Ingayinto ehlekisayo, okanye inokuba nomxholo wezopolitiko, ukuba sinika esi sigama kwigama elithi 'idayinaso' ”. Yile ndlela achaza ngayo uFaustino Gerardo Cerdán Vargas kwinqaku UAugusto Monterroso kunye nebali elincinane. Umsebenzi woncwadi uhlala ingulowo ubhalwayo, uphakathi komntu owufundayo aze awutolike.

Ukwaphula umthetho kukaMonterroso kuhambe kakuhle. Nabani na osabanga ukuba ibali elifutshane okanye amabali amancinci luhlobo oluncinci, kuya kufuneka anike iimpikiswano ezininzi zokuzixhasa emva kokupapashwa Idayinaso. Kwaye abo abasafuni ukuyikholelwa, jonga kuluhlu lwabalandeli, kumbhali uPablo Urbanyi (wenza into ethi, kwangaxeshanye, iparody kunye nonikelo: «Ukuvuka kwakhe, wancwina ekhululekile: idayinaso yayingasekho») Kubabhali abaninzi kwaye abohlukeneyo abaphefumlelwe yiyo kwaye inokufumaneka kwi-intanethi efanayo apho aphumelela khona Twitter.

Iingxelo

• UFaustino Gerardo Cerdán Vargas. UAugusto Monterroso kunye nebali elincinane. Vula: Igama kunye nendoda. Imagazini ye-Universidad Veracruzana inombolo 125.
• Ingunn Hansjordet. Sebenza ngeetekisi zoncwadi eklasini.
• UPablo Urbanyi
• Impendulo: konke malunga nee-Oscars zika-2009