Enrique Jardiel Poncela
4 zababbun wakoki
RAYUWA
Domin takaitaccen bayani shine… lokacin jinkiri;
walƙiyar walƙiya; tsallakawar tauraruwa;
ƙyaftawa; abin farin ciki; walƙiya;
wata ƙwaya; Kiss; harbi daya;
kirji yayi; abin yabo; shaka;
fure a cikin fure; bugu;
abota; kyawun kyakkyawa;
alkawari; fita; wani Ina sha'awar ku!;
zama sirrin jama'a;
hanya daga gawa zuwa kwarangwal;
jirgin ruwa; wani rubric; hazo;
wani ja; duhun rana; wani biki;
kusufi; wani bikin aure; A ee; kumfa;
DALILAN DA ZAN YI MAGANA A Gaggawa
Haba! Kaddara, kuna mulkin tsarin rayuwata!
Haba! Kaddara, kun bada sautin ga rayuwata!
Suna cewa nayi magana cikin gaggawa, tsinannu nagari,
wanda ke sa mai sauraro bata lokaci da haƙuri.
Me zai hana ka ba ni nutsuwa da ake bukata
Menene Saint Louis, Saint Job da Arcadio suke da shi?
Ba kwa ganin ina caca rayuwata akasin haka
duk lokacin da nayi taro a rediyo?
Ni, wanda zan so yin magana sarai game da sama,
Da alama ina kasancewa a cikin wasa
kuma, kamar yadda yake al'ada a wannan aji na aces,
Ina ciye-ciye da narkar da ƙarshen jimlolin.
Ka ba ni bayyananniyar magana
duk lokacin da zan yi aiki a cikin watsa labarai,
kuma idan ba tsabta ba don motsa dariya,
Faɗa mini aƙalla dalilin da yasa na yi magana cikin gaggawa.
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CARLOS ARNICHES
"Shine sarkin sainete," yana raɗa yayin da yake wucewa.
Shi kuwa ya wuce - tsayi da tsawo - ba tare da ji ko duba ba
kuma ba ya kallo ko jin komai saboda yana zaune a tuddai.
(Ya kamata a san cewa yana da tsayin mita biyu.)
'Yan wasan kwaikwayo, ranar da ta kira su
zuwa sabon "karatu", suna murna ipso facto,
kuma suna runguma, suna ihu: "Don Carlos zai karanta yau!"
yayin da Kamfanin ke nishi: "Zai kawo aiki ɗaya ne kawai!"
Rubuta kadan kuma mai kyau. Idan daidai ne nawa ne:
Zinaren yana gudana a ofishin akwatin a sifar ɗari cikakke.
Amma idan yayi kuskure, sai ya gina sarrazina
na Sarakuna dubu huɗu da ɗari biyu da tamanin.
"Ran mutumin nan ya yi dariya!" Na taba ji
ta wurin ɗaukar matsayina a buɗe dare.
"Ran mutumin nan ya yi dariya." Rai yayi dariya ... Yayi kyau!
Dole ne ransa ya yi dariya, domin fuskarsa ba haka take ba.
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PARIS
Blue kwalta da launin toka mai launin toka
abin da ake tunani vis-à-vis,
ko kuma, masu zaman kansu magana.
Aristocracy a cikin fleur de lis
zuwa ga Tauraruwa da Saint-Denis.
Garin Bourgeois a cikin La Villete.
Frauleins da yara. Kuma kuskure
kusa da mutum-mutumin Sarki Louis
a cikin wani lambu. Voyons, Pierrette,
viens donc ici; kun wuce pas!
Rue de la Paix. Claridge Hotel.
Littafin tsayawa. Gidan Hachette.
Fur yadudduka ƙaramar launin toka.
Kuma a cikin «Casino» wani tauraron dan adam
sun girmi kasar,
wanda mutane ke kira «Mis-
Su ne mafi kyawun waƙoƙin da na taɓa ji